Ever see someone with a cool job, and think, “Man, I can't believe someone gets paid to do that!” That's pretty much what we said when we watched the “Destroying the Deuce” video below from the guys at Zombie Tools.

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Don't worry, no beer went to waste. They filled these PBR cans with water before slicing them in half.

According to their web site, Zombie Tools is “a band of brothers formed under the auspices of the trickster god Loki, bound together by a common passion for blades, science and art. And beer. And metal music. And beer.” In simpler terms, they're a Missoula, Montana-based manufacturer of bladed weapons—pretty much everything from battleaxes to broadswords.

Before you watch, a word of warning: basically everything in this video is extremely dangerous, unhealthy, and not OSHA-approved. Do not try this at home. There's also plenty of alcohol, smoking, swearing, and death metal. Sounds like a good time? Then check it out:

We told you these guys have an awesome job (although it seems somewhat miraculous no one got hurt during the filming). Also, the Deuce seems to take a serious beating, bending a full 90 degrees without snapping.

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Bending the Deuce a full 90 degrees in a vise. Pretty impressive.

We're going to try to get our hands on a Zombie Tools blade in the near future, and test it out our own way. We definitely won't be chopping truck hoods in half, or slicing through a (water-filled) 24-pack of beer cans like they did, but we will do our best to let you know if these blades are as badass in person as they seem to be on film. Stay tuned.


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